The Average Czech is named ‘Petr’ or ‘Jana,’ has trouble sleeping and dreams of work or sex (which takes 14 minutes), eats pork and drinks beer like there’s no tomorrow, hates shaving and fizzy soft drinks, sometimes goes biking, drives a Škoda Felicia and takes it on holiday to Croatia. While Petr would love to put it to a buxom air hostess, Jana dreams of being ravished by randy foreigners. Meet the ‘Nováks.’